The dictionary
The definition,written out.
Woke got turned into an insult. So we took the word back and gave it something you can actually do.
Every entry below is a thing a real person did. Never a virtue, always a behavior, and small enough that somebody could do it before lunch. That is the whole definition. One goes up every day, here and on the feed.
- 01
awkn means learning the name of the guy who cleans your building
- 02
awkn means holding the door for the guy who is still ten steps away
- 03
awkn means learning how they actually pronounce it
- 04
awkn means saying the new person's name in the meeting
- 05
awkn means letting the merge happen without making them wait
- 06
awkn means carrying the stroller up the stairs before being asked
- 07
awkn means returning the cart in the rain
- 08
awkn means leaving the bigger half
- 09
awkn means answering the question they were embarrassed to ask
- 10
awkn means tipping in cash on a slow night
- 11
awkn means sitting with the person eating alone
- 12
awkn means picking up the glass on the playground
- 13
awkn means keeping the elevator open when you are already late
- 14
awkn means reading the whole thing before replying
- 15
awkn means going back for the receipt they dropped
- 16
awkn means remembering which one is decaf
- 17
awkn means waiting until she found her keys
- 18
awkn means shoveling the second driveway
- 19
awkn means texting back the friend you have been avoiding
- 20
awkn means letting them finish the sentence
awkn means the thing you did last Tuesday
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